it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
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today on satan makes a blog post
this blog holds my musings
“just my ramblings you may or may not find interesting”
I like anime and video games
Gavin. 25. Pro-Equality. Anti-Idiocy.
This blog is dedicated to the destruction of special snowflakes that tumbler loves so much
tomoko is my waifu
you probably won’t like me.
21/Cis white male, are you triggered yet?/INTJ
Pro-Logic, Anti-Bullshit.
17/White Cis Straight Moderate Male - Tumblrs Worst Nightmare
this is what we bump in the slytherin common room
this is what we bump in the slytherin common room